" You've worked at that shop for five months now," dad says. "You surelyearned some time off by now?" Umm," I say, desperately wracking my tired brain for an excuse. "Kaylaand I usually go away somewhere on my days off..." Ah, this so-called girlfriend of yours of whom we've seen no evidencewhatsoever?" Dad asks."She's-" I say, before my father cuts me off."She's really shy, yes, I know," dad sighs. "Shy enough to not be able tomeet her boyfriend's parents but not too shy that she can't get aboyfriend in the first place!" It's complicated," I say, inwardly laughing at just how true my wordsare- and how they're the first truthful thing I've said to my parents ina very long time."Well," dad sighs, "either way, you just take care of yourself, son. Anddon't leave it three weeks before your next visit!" Dad gives me a quickpat on my back as he grabs his high-visibility jacket and steps out thefront door."And next time you visit," mum says, "try not to make it on a night whenwe're both. "Just then my wife interrupted."Honey. You know how my friends and I have occasionally mentioned my high school crush?"She paused to let me think, then she continued "Kelly was my high school crush. We dated all through my junior year."BAM! Didn't see that coming!There was silence as they allowed me to wrap my head around this surprising revelation. As I thought back I could remember her talking about a Kelly in school, but I always assumed it was a boyfriend...With a shocked look I asked my wife "You were a lesbian in high school?!?!"Both Sandy and Kelly let out a simultaneous howl of laughter, Sandy spitting champagne out of her nose as she laughed."Hey!" I said. "I didn't say that was a BAD thing. I'm just a bit dumbfounded!"They continued to chuckle at me. I'm not always the quickest on the uptake so I could tell I was missing something as I looked at one and then the other hoping that they'd let me in on the joke."Kelly WAS my boyfriend, and he competed on the boys gymnastics.
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